"The husband has just read a book titled: 'I Am the Master of the House.' After putting the book down, he storms into the kitchen and says to his wife: 'From now on, I am the absolute master of the house, and my word is law. You will make me a gourmet dinner tonight, and then serve me an exquisite dessert. After that, we will go to the bedroom and have sex as I wish. Then you will run me a relaxing bath and wash my back and hair. When I get out of the tub, you will dry me off and massage my hands and feet. And guess who will dress me in the morning and comb my hair?' To which his wife replies: 'A funeral home employee!'"
